Monthly Archives: July 2011

The Walruscast 12 – Team Unemployed

In 1997 an incompetent team of small time thugs was fired by their boss for a crime they failed to commit. Today, still wanted by basically no one, they survive as soldiers of minor inconvenience. If you need to cause a problem, if you can’t afford better help, and if you can be bothered to find them, maybe you can hire Team Rocket Unemployed.

In this episode:

  • Kingdom Hearts
  • Mark Doesn’t know from Tron
  • Munny
  • Can kids really be trusted to not use Pokemon for arson?
  • Andy is the lord of the [Poke-]dorks
  • VVVVVV
  • Runespell: Overture
  • Star Wars: The Old Republic
  • Star Wars: Riptorn
  • Slick Bonuses
  • Team Fortress 2

This fortnight we will be playing: League of Legends

We’ll be playing on the new Europe-West server, if you want to join us send a friend request to “IcedInferno”.

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The Walruscast 11 – Horse Based Inventory

Your whores can only carry so many saddlebags, so what should you keep and what should you throw away? You should keep that sweet solar panel, that’s for sure. It may take up two of your saddlebags somehow and leave your horse so overworked that it counts as a [Human/Animal/Whore]** rights violation, but you’ve gotta’ get that shit to your sweet space fortress somehow.

**Including both human and whore rights here is of course a joke, we here at Space Walrus studios are aware that whores have no rights.

In this epsiode:

  • Special guest Richard
  • We’ve been blocked by the great firewall of china, we consider this a sign we’ve arrived or something
  • Minecraft Shrooms
  • Mark seems to have co-opted the driver’s seat
  • Portal vs Portal 2
  • Team Fortress 2 tutorials
  • Fallout 3 vs New Vegas
  • Controversy!
  • Solar 2
  • Andy is betrayed by weenie
  • We take a break to watch this video
  • Moonbase Alpha
  • Myke demonstrates he has no idea how the internet works
  • Myke purchased horse armour
  • Myke purchased whores armour
  • Pandy is crazy
  • Like, seriously, something is fucking wrong with Andrew

This week we will be playing: Team Fortress 2

It’s a steam game, so usual drill here people.

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The Walruscast 10 – Make Your Farm More Farmier

Sure you may have a farm, but we both know it could be better. Some tricked out rims, a flatscreen and lowering the suspension on your horses are all it takes to make your farm totally bangin’. In other news we have a new longest episode, and a new longest shout-off.

In this episode:

  • Portal 2 once more
  • Micro transactions once more
  • Gun Hand
  • Killing Floor once more
  • Banks don’t accept confectionery
  • Joy Sticks
  • Alien Swarm
  • Alien Swarm spawns several tangents, including a twenty minute argument about leveling in games
  • There’s some crap in there too

This week we will be playing: Moonbase Alpha

We’ll be playing online, if you want a chance to catch us, there are links to our steam profiles on the contact page.

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Digitally Remastered

Episode 0 of The Walruscast has just had a face lift, which only took three months! Yes friends, you can now listen to that inaugural episode without getting a migraine! Episode 10 – oops all shouting match, should still be up later today, so it’s like you got two episodes in one week**!

Unrelated warning: for the next few weeks we will be changing our recording day, so episodes will be uploaded later in the week.

**one of which is identical content-wise to an existing episode

The Walruscast 9 – Got Wang?

Without it, the world would stand still. We each need a little to get through our day. Our dear Myke Edwards ran out of it during the recording of this episode, causing him to collapse. It’s important to know at all times, whether or not you have wang.

In this episode:

  • Myke saw the Foo Fighters
  • Steam summer sale time is here again
  • Pez despensers
  • Crysis, because if we covered its’ sequel that would almost be timely
  • Killing Floor
  • The Ur-Quan Masters
  • Myke kicks the bucket
  • The remainder of the hosts forge onwards after their cohorts’ untimely demise
  • Microtransactions – or how we don’t like the Mann Co. Store

This week we will be playing: Alien Swarm

We’ll be playing online, if you want a chance to catch us, there are links to our steam profiles on the contact page.

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Delays

Episode nine of The Walruscast will be late, it’s probably a safe bet that it will be a full week late. Sorry guys.

On the bright side it’s steam mega-sale time again, including, if you move fast, Knights of The Old Republic, one of the many games Pandy has a major hard-on for, not to be confused for the sequel, which leaves Andy mostly flaccid. Yes, we did just get a bun for that link.